Prairie Ink

*Jessica, Steph and Kerri are waiting for a table*

Host: The wait will be about 20 minutes. What name should I call?
Jessica: Jessica.

Host: Okay, I'll call you when it's ready.

Jessica: Thanks.

*five minutes later*

Host: Jesse, your table is ready.

*everyone pauses and looks around, nobody comes forward*

Steph: Jess, maybe he means you.

Jessica: Hi, when you said Jesse, did you mean me? Jessica?
Host: ........no.
Jessica: AlrightcoolI'llwaittohearmynamecalledthanks *hurries away*

Return of the night of the living dead

Return of the night of the living dead, a photo by Stephanie-anderson- on Flickr.

Return of the night of the living dead

Tim Hortons customers are on crack

Background story:

me and jess were in line at Tim Hortons and this trucker gets in line behind us with a coffee mug bigger than my head ( literally ) that can hold an entire pot of coffee.
He starts getting all obnoxious saying
"Oh your lucky your ahead of me! im taking ALL the coffee! HEY PUT ON ANOTHER POT! IM TAKING IT ALL"
ect ect.

So natually. me and jess make up a scenario that would probably happen.


Jessica

im taking ALL THE COFFEE

Jessica

it's a coffee stickup...

but it's by a canadian

Steph

HAHAHA!

Jessica

so he pays for it

Jessica

and puts it in his gigantic mug

Steph

your lucky your ahead of me cause im sticking this place up

ah hell

heres some money

Jessica

hahaha

and he waits in line too

Steph

HAHAHA

thats canada for you

Back from the dead!

Aidan: Look! That soil is still wet from when I buried the fish ..(pause).. Does nothing dry in this country!? (stares at the soil, appalled)

Dennis: (very matter of fact) Maybe that fish came back to life and started producing water.

Aidan: Is that what fish do? You mean I could buy a fish and put it in an empty tank and I could make it fill with water?

Dennis: (very resolvedly) Yes.

EDIT
my friend posted a video of the conversation haha. everyone decided to speak in southern accents for the duration of it for some reason.

Last Night's Storm

It basically blew my mind. Too bad Steph's in Aus. and couldn't see how badass it was-- a BAMF, it you will.

"The lightning left holes shaped like a 6-pack through the clouds! Can they even do that?"

Also, Jesus' piss is not rain (no idea who said it was in the first place), it's lemonade. Coming soon to a garage sale near you: "Jesus Lemonade".

Amsterdam...

*Alison and Jess see a condom store*

Alison: Oh weird.
Jess: I k-
Alison: ....were you about to say "I kind of want to go in there?"
Jess: Maybe...

Facebook is golden

Mark Redekop ELEPHANTS!!! I need more elephants!!!

Stephanie Anderson

whaaaaat!? haha

Mark Redekop

in farmville they have a 48 hour event that you can send people free baby elephants

Stephanie Anderson

i didnt know you could farm elephants. haha

Mark Redekop

neither do i, they take 96 hours before you can harvest them, I can't wait to see what you get when you harvest an ELEPHANT!!