Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Prairie Ink

*Jessica, Steph and Kerri are waiting for a table*
Host: The wait will be about 20 minutes. What name should I call?
Jessica: Jessica.
Host: Okay, I'll call you when it's ready.
Jessica: Thanks.

*five minutes later*

Host: Jesse, your table is ready.

*everyone pauses and looks around, nobody comes forward*

Steph: Jess, maybe he means you.
Jessica: Hi, when you said Jesse, did you mean me? Jessica?
Host: ........no.
Jessica: AlrightcoolI'llwaittohearmynamecalledthanks *hurries away*

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