I loathe public washrooms

A little something Dane Cook forgot to mention.



I was in marketmall today and I used the public washroom. Usually I avoid this situation at all costs. I dont know what my problem was today

So I go inside. nothings too terribly wet like every other bathroom is ( haha jess ) and im like. well this is nice.
The toilets even flushed on there own, *classy* I thought to myself
I go to wash my hands, score, automatic faucets too? can bathrooms get better? Apparantly they can, Automatic paper towel dispesers! SWEET!
So im strolling out of the bathroom to my mini golf game awaiting outside, but i see an obstacle is blocking the passage way.

Yep, A BIG metal door that is closed ( of course ) and the handle is all gross.
It wasnt even one of those doors you could push open with your shoulder, or even one you could pull open with just your pinky finger which would make the most sense.
no, it was one of those ones you had to clasp your entire hand around and pull with all your might get it open.
you may even have to use two hands if your expecially weak or elderly ( like most of the people basically residing in this mall )
So I braved that door and ripped it open,....only to come upon ANOTHER door of that nature. By then I established it was completly useless to wash my hands.

I should always carry around hand sanitizer...everyone should. the world would be a less disgusting place to live.
Gross.