Sunday, October 21, 2007

Waitressing antics and the like

Me *pours coffee*
old man - would you stick your finger in my coffee
Me *weird look*
old man - to make it sweeter.....
Me-...............*thinking*..........*hits the man upside the head with a large brick*




Old man to his friend - yeah this brownie looks pretty good........but that waitress isnt too bad either
Me- *thinking* yeah..im standing right here



Yeah so why is it always the 70 year olds who hit on me. not EVEN the younger ones...im doomed.
sometimes being a waitress is hard.......to hold yourself back from killing someone

I must say im getting pretty good at the waitress grin/fake laugh

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

and i'm getting good at playing nice being a lame cashier.

Teri said...

I'm getting pretty good at not having a job. Suckers. Although... I also have a student loan and therefore a debt. And I'm in school.


I laughed out loud at this post and the person next to me asked if I was okay.