So heres the story. For our english class we need to write a song based on our book.
My book was Dracula and my song was to the tune of baby got back by sir mixalot
And heres how it goes
Oh my goodness becky, look at her neck
Those marks are so big!
She looks like, one of those vampires girlfriends
But y'know, who understands those vampires anyways
They only talk to her because she has a good jugular
Seriosly, I mean those marks are SO big
I cant belive it, its just so red, its like, dripping
I mean - gross - look!
Shes just so...mortal!
[Dracula]
I like long necks and I cannot lie
You other vampires cant deny
That when a girl walks in with a really long neck
and no bite marks in your face you get hungry
You wanna pull out the fangs
Because you notice that neck is clean
Past that scarf shes wearing
Im hooked and I cant stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get witchya
and drink a pitcha' ( of blood )
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that blood you got makes me so hungry
Ohh Neck'O'smooth skin
You wanna get in my batmobile?
I sorta sorta
Wanna drink from your aoerta
I see you walkin'
to heck with me mockin
Shes young, clean
She got it goin like a blood machine
Im tired of magazines
Saying blood drinking isnt the thing
Take the average vampire and ask him that
She gotta pack much blood
So vampires ( Yeah ) Vampires ( Yeah )
Does your victim got the neck? ( Heck yeah )
Well drink it ( drink it ) Drink it ( drink it )
Drink that healthy blood
Baby got neck
My fangs dont want none
unless you got blood hun
You can get nosebleeds and cuts
But please dont lose your blood
Some brothers gotta play that mean role
Saying that your blood aint gold
So they toss you, and leave you
And I pull up quick to retrieve you
So people say your types rare
Theyre saying that its unfair
But you neck is long and your blood is kickin
And im thinking about stickin ( in my fangs )
To the dead girls in the ground
You aint got it iv found
Give me a mortal I cant resist her
My fangs cant miss her
Some knuckle head tried to diss
Cause his girls on my list
He had his game but he chose to hit em
So I pull out my fangs to stick in em
So ladies if your neck is red
And you wanna become undead
Call 1-900-DRACULA
And show that healthy neck
Baby got neck
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